As I was looking up the slick deal I saw on a laser keyboard for the iPad and iPhone, I stumbled across something else. See, I have a keyboard for my iPad but the thought of having one made of lasers was too much for me to pass up. But what I found instead was something really cool. File this one under the “I have no idea why but I really want it” category. It’s a USB Typewriter! Again, I have no idea why, but I want it. It’s actually really good bargain too considering it’s handmade. Because really, when was the last time you typed on a typewriter? Wasn’t it really fun? That’s why I want one. I hope it makes noise!

As babies our heads are constantly cradled by the people who love us. We have the right amount of support for our necks and just a gentle hand lightly holding our heads ever so carefully. It is pretty great one might imagine. As time goes on and we grow up, our heads are cradled less and less. Soon the only thing that is concerned with our head’s feelings are our pillows and frankly they don’t seem concerned at all.

That is except for Memory Foam pillows, like the one for sale at the Ice Monkey website. A memory foam pillow will make you feel like someone really cares. It will remember how much your head weighs and form around your cranium for maximum coziness.

Right now you can get a bargain on these pillows and you will be happy you did. Once your head is resting on one of these pillows you’ll once again sleep like that cradle headed baby you once were. This is the kind of slick deal that only comes along once in a while on the old internet. It’s the sort of thing we folks at Daily Bids look out for. It is our way of cradling your delicate baby head.

You’re welcome!

A monkey would make a terrible doctor. Obviously we are all pretty committed to leaving our medical care to the dutiful and well educated hands and mind of a trained human doctor. That said monkeys do have a opposable thumbs which means they can hold a scalpel and so I would be much more accepting of a monkey doctor than a hippopotamus doctor.

Still it is pretty wild that a monkey might put on a doctor’s outfit and stethoscope and try to give you pertinent medical care. Curious George of course is one of the more famous monkeys of all time and having not yet registered for my company’s health plan and being bewildered by George’s celebrity I would actually consider allowing Curious George to drain a cyst or some similar medical procedures.

This plush version of George wearing a doctor’s outfit is only $13.99 and while it is not likely to help you relieve the pressure of a loaded cyst it can make you feel a little better about the medical ailments that will surely be your demise. This is a fun bargain. A slick deal. A great purchase for anyone looking to cuddle with a doctor but unwilling to put out.

What’s wrong with me?