That is except for Memory Foam pillows, like the one for sale at the Ice Monkey website. A memory foam pillow will make you feel like someone really cares. It will remember how much your head weighs and form around your cranium for maximum coziness.

Right now you can get a bargain on these pillows and you will be happy you did. Once your head is resting on one of these pillows you’ll once again sleep like that cradle headed baby you once were. This is the kind of slick deal that only comes along once in a while on the old internet. It’s the sort of thing we folks at Daily Bids look out for. It is our way of cradling your delicate baby head.

You’re welcome!

Still it is pretty wild that a monkey might put on a doctor’s outfit and stethoscope and try to give you pertinent medical care. Curious George of course is one of the more famous monkeys of all time and having not yet registered for my company’s health plan and being bewildered by George’s celebrity I would actually consider allowing Curious George to drain a cyst or some similar medical procedures.

This plush version of George wearing a doctor’s outfit is only $13.99 and while it is not likely to help you relieve the pressure of a loaded cyst it can make you feel a little better about the medical ailments that will surely be your demise. This is a fun bargain. A slick deal. A great purchase for anyone looking to cuddle with a doctor but unwilling to put out.

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Choose from mixers to headphones to speakers. There is something for everyone. If you really don’t find anything you like on that list, you can take solace in knowing that they offer discounted prices on everything they sell. And they have way more than just DJ and audio equipment. They also sell GPS devices, home electronics, small appliances, musical instruments, and photography accessories. So there really is something cool for every online shopper. They’re dedicated to offering you some cool bargains, because honestly, who doesn’t like extra money in their pockets?

Check back to CrispDeals.com to see what new items and sales they have at their site.

Today’s deal may not be an extreme deal, but it will still put some money back into your pocket. Currently, TimepieceTrading.com is offering 10% your order to celebrate the new year. Just enter the code SAVEBIG at checkout. Timepiece Trading has plenty of excellent brands to choose from like Stuhrling, Fossil, and Michael Kors. You can expect to save anywhere from 10-75% off retail prices. Yeah, 75% off some of their watches! And then add on that extra 10% and you’re practically getting the watch for free. Not a bad deal if you ask me.

The holidays may be over, but that’s no reason not to splurge a little bit on yourself. Get a watch for you, your friend, your spouse, whomever you feel like being generous towards. Luxury doesn’t always have to come at a high price.

It was a slick deal being able to cram all that music in our pockets but now things have become even stranger. In most cases it is simply easier to plug our iPod or iPhone into some speakers than digging through what for some of us is a four figure cataloged library of music. Luckily the folks at Pyle Audio have some incredibly loud stereo sound docks for our portable musical player, bringing the revolution they stuck in our pockets back into our living rooms.

These units look like well made pieces of furniture as well. This is not your parents’ high-fi per say but it is not far off in the look department with gorgeous wood grain and a thin rounded design that will match perfectly the decor in any modern adult home.

Tablets are all the rage thanks to the Apple iPad. But I think we can all agree that it’s just out of most people’s price range. With this nifty tablet you can surf the web, update your Facebook status, and work on your term paper or company report when you’re on the go. It’s basically a much more versatile smartphone without the inconvenience of a tiny touchscreen for typing. This Android tablet even has a front facing camera and built-in microphone and speaker if you’re up for a little video chatting.

Enjoy 10 hours of battery life, 3 hours if you plan on watching non-stop movies. It’s fast, it’s beautiful, and it can do practically anything. Stay ahead of the game and snatch this extreme deal within the next 7 hours before it’s gone.

Not only can it be operated by remote, you can throw on the autopilot and simply sit back and watch as the fish or sharl(or both!) simply floats around on their own. These things are super cool and in a way split the difference between a toy and piece of wacky fun-loving decor.

The big deal news on these things is that they are currently running just $24.99 over at Ice Monkey. That is a 58% discount on the retail price of $59.99. If this whole thing seems ridiculous to you that is because it is. Remarkably wonderfully ridiculous. Bargains like these should not be scoffed at or hesitated on. you may never have another chance at one of these awesome items again. Certainly not at these insane prices.

You go to the internet. That is where all the overworked and under rested go to spend their entirely too hard earned pay. The Classy Home is a great spot for all kinds of designer furniture. You can get great sofa sets and dinette furniture to make your house or apartment you’re perfect home away from work. For a limited time everything on the site is 5% off. When you’re buying these sorts of things that is not a discount to sneeze at.

Too often we spend our time working on the pursuits of other’s happiness. With the help of The Classy Home you can take a little piece back.

It is seriously the coolest. Like something a Ghostbuster might wear. I honestly am having serious trouble taking the thing off my head. I feel like I am ready for any sort of sudden power failure and should I find myself in a sticky situation I can blind my opponent before running away. Okay. That is a pretty stupid thing to consider. That said unlike a lot of other gadgets I have a feeling there is going to be practical uses for this headlamp that I bought for only $19.99 at the Ice Monkey website.

If my car breaks down and I need to look in the engine, headlamp! If I lose something valuable in the couch and need to see in it’s depths, headlamp! If I need to make my way around the attic after the light bulb burns out, you guessed it, headlamp!

If you are like me you don’t order your home’s stock of Jameson by the bottle or even by the two bottles. You order it in cases of twelve! If you’re that into your scotch whiskey then this is a great way to never run out and be able to share it with any and all guests. Currently The Whiskey Place is selling twelve bottles at a deep 5% discount!

I for one am a humongous fan of the taste of Jameson. For my money while “higher quality” single malt scotch whiskeys might be on the market none has ever had the best function and flavor combo inherent in Jameson. Basically if you come over I am going to offer you a drink. Your choices are water or Jameson. I think you could do a lot worse.